Tools of the Trade [Dresden Files, Harry & Murphy, G] Title: Tools of the Trade Fandom: The Dresden Files Rating: G Genre: Comedy Words: 100 Notes/Warnings: Done for '5 Crossdressers' at 12dayschristmas Summary: An early-books look at Murphy's reaction to Harry's closet. Disclaimer: The Dresden Files copyright Jim Butcher and this derivative work was created without permission.
"It's not a dress, Murph," I said, pushing the robes back into my closet.
"Whatever you say, Dresden" Murphy replied, hiding a smirk. She sniffed the air. "Is that perfume I smell?"
"It's incense. You know, people burn it for other reasons than to hide that they're smoking pot."
If I ever get to be something other than the White Council's black sheep, I'm planning on updating the dress code. That'll go over well -- dressing like you just graduated is tradition.